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There’s only three things in the world I care for: the Catholic church, swimming, and dancing.
Will you shut up! It’s a god damn beautiful day! Shut up!
She made me leave the Barbizon!
He always loves the way I do my corn.
Horrors. Somebody’s removing the books from my room.
The cat’s going to the bathroom right in back of my portrait.
Isn’t is awful when a dancer gets fat?
I think I have the saddest life.